Part 1 of ??? from the anonymous prompt “Pick-up lines!!!”
Steve:Hey, Natasha. Can I run something by you?
Natasha: Um. Depends. Is it legal?Steve: Of course it is! What kind of person do you think I am?Natasha: Oh yeah, apple pie and integrity and all that. Anyway, what do you need?Steve: Do you think this would work on Tony?Natasha: NO OH GOD I DO NOT WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF YOUR STAR SPANGLED JUNKSteve: “Did it hurt?” then he’d say “what?” and I’d say “When you fell from heaven?”Natasha: oh steve. oh honey.Natasha: that was maybe worse than a dick picSteve: What did I do wrong?Steve: And what the hell is a dick pic?Natasha: A better question would probably be what DIDN’T you do wrongNatasha: and trust me, you really don’t want to know
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