Crab’s curse was that she weighed nothing.
Literally. Nothing. She’ll stand on a scale and it wouldn’t budge an inch.
But what about her clothes; Surely they all weigh something. Does her curse extend to what she wears as well?
Wouldn’t just wearing steel-toe boots and weighted leg warmers do the same thing as carrying a metric fuckton of office supplies everywhere? Or does the curse actually extend to her clothes so steel-toe boots would mean nothing, hence the need for staplers and scissors and pencils (wat) out the ass?
Assuming she IS flung into the four winds by baaaad chance, how does falling work? More specifically, how does terminal velocity (you know, the thing that determines how hard/fast you hit the ground) work if YOU WEIGH 0 LBS.??????? Curses ain’t shit if there’s no fucking consistency to it all.
I mean yes, you get flung into a tree and that would hurt. You get flung into an office building wall and THAT hurts. But falling? How??? Assuming she EVER hits the ground…