Super High-School Level Housewife
wtfstuck:

8bitmelonkid:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

aubre-rose:

adagioteas:

Attack on Titan
We’ve added a new fandom sampler set by Marisol Gutierrez called Attack on Titan. Now that Game of Thrones is on hiatus, we have no excuse not to explore this fandom ourselves.

What is this I hear about it

SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT
/falls over

I still haven’t been able to persuade my parents to let me get the supernatural and doctor who teas… HOW AM I GOING TO GET THIS?! ;A;


I LOVE THE NAMES OF THESE

wtfstuck:

8bitmelonkid:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

aubre-rose:

adagioteas:

Attack on Titan

We’ve added a new fandom sampler set by Marisol Gutierrez called Attack on Titan. Now that Game of Thrones is on hiatus, we have no excuse not to explore this fandom ourselves.

What is this I hear about it

SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT

/falls over

I still haven’t been able to persuade my parents to let me get the supernatural and doctor who teas… HOW AM I GOING TO GET THIS?! ;A;

I LOVE THE NAMES OF THESE

gooddaybastards:

Good morning, you bastards! It’s 7 in the morning in central time! Time to wake up!
Let’s all strive to do our best today!

gooddaybastards:

Good morning, you bastards! It’s 7 in the morning in central time! Time to wake up!

Let’s all strive to do our best today!

hungry-hobbits:

wild cats

hungry-hobbits:

wild cats

cwnerd12:

lizjamesbitch:

This is awesome.

WHY CAN’T MORE  ALL FITNESS PEOPLE BE LIKE THIS?!

cwnerd12:

lizjamesbitch:

This is awesome.

WHY CAN’T MORE  ALL FITNESS PEOPLE BE LIKE THIS?!

precioussensibilities:

ileolai:

precioussensibilities:

yourheteronormativityisshowing:

precioussensibilities:

yourheteronormativityisshowing:

precioussensibilities:

yourheteronormativityisshowing:

Shout out to all the white morons who think there’s no such thing as white privilege but believe whole-heartedly in “reverse racism”. Fuck all of y’all.

Let me guess; you can’t be racist against white people because PoC don’t hold “institutional power” over white people? That’s what you believe, right? But that’s not how racism works. According to the dictionary, racism is literally race-based prejudice. Anyone can be racist against anyone else, regardless of what color they are. Oh but wait, you’re one of these people who thinks the dictionary definition of racism is wrong, right?

Hahahaha I don’t have time for you.

That’s SJW code-talk for “oh fuck I haven’t got a good reply.” Looks like my assumptions about you were spot-on. Typical Tumblr Social Justice Warrior. Painfully predictable.

No my first reply was going to be that I use the accepted sociological definition of racism (used in anti-racist circles and commonly used in academic research, and has been used for more than a decade now): “racism is prejudice plus power”. But you already knew that since you referenced it in your initial response to my post.

But I decided to tell you instead that I don’t have time for you, because I don’t. I have better things to do than justify why I’m right to hateful, bigoted assholes like yourself. It’s not my responsibility to educate you. I’m not obligated to tell you why you’re wrong, but I will when I want to. Not on your time.

Oh riiiight, that’s where the confusion lies. You see, I was using the actual definition of racism, not the made-up, bullshit definition that you folks use. If caring about the actual meanings of words makes one a “bigoted asshole”, then I guess everybody on the planet is a bigoted asshole. Why don’t you people understand that you can’t just sneakily change the definition of words to conveniently suit your own arguments? You have to understand that these silly games are not allowed in grown-up land. This shit might fly in your Gender Studies class, but not in the real world.

You’re right though, it’s not your responsibility to educate me, there’s no way you could possibly educate me on anything because you’re just another boring lefty-liberal on the internet, you have nothing important or interesting to tell me. You’re fucking dumb and you’re fucking wrong and that’s all you’ll ever be. 

“It is often forgotten that (dictionaries) are artificial repositories, put together well after the languages they define. The roots of language are irrational and of a magical nature.” Jorge Luis Borges 

in other words, everything in the dictionary is made up you nong. The dictionary merely documents common usage, it’s not intended to be the sole arbiter of meaning.

Yes, dictionaries are wrong regarding everything, of course. We should just change the meaning of words when it seems convenient for us. From now on, I’m going to call doors “gorilla bollocks” and I’ll call my phone “Stanley Unwin’s kneecap”. Let’s just pull new definitions out of our fucking asses.

Why do you people go through so much just to avoid admitting that you’re a bunch of racists and sexists? Wouldn’t it just be easier to skip this pretentious, pseudo-intellectual jerk-fest and just admit that you are in fact all just racist and sexist? If you guys just admitted that you’re a bunch of racists and sexists, I wouldn’t care so much about the fucked up shit that SJWs say.

groin-twerk:

I got raped to death by harpies.

I never thought my life would end like that.

I was the one that tauned the harpies. From 5 HP to -7 in one go, jfc…

peachymints:

For character development of course.
I miss my OCs right now.

peachymints:

For character development of course.

I miss my OCs right now.

Why I think my dad’s a hunter

gracefullikeagazelle:

novvak:

novvak:

He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley

He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in

We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basementimage

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(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)image

He also really likes his leather jacket.

UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK

Your father is a hunter.

tangletots:

WHEN YOU SCARE AWAY A SHARK IN ANIMAL CROSSING

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thesecretmichan:

jcatgrl:

thesecretmichan:

jcatgrl:

what’s gonna happen when/if female gamers overtake male gamers, demographically speaking? like how much of of a majority do we need to be to be recognized and respected? sixty percent? sixty-five? seventy? …eighty?

no

100%

only women will be gamers

no men allowed

get in the garage and fix my car!

DICK OR GTFO

MISANDRY 4 LYFE

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I hate this post so much.