Suffer not the feminist to live.

So.

Crab’s curse was that she weighed nothing.

Literally. Nothing. She’ll stand on a scale and it wouldn’t budge an inch.

But what about her clothes; Surely they all weigh something. Does her curse extend to what she wears as well?

Wouldn’t just wearing steel-toe boots and weighted leg warmers do the same thing as carrying a metric fuckton of office supplies everywhere? Or does the curse actually extend to her clothes so steel-toe boots would mean nothing, hence the need for staplers and scissors and pencils (wat) out the ass?

Assuming she IS flung into the four winds by baaaad chance, how does falling work? More specifically, how does terminal velocity (you know, the thing that determines how hard/fast you hit the ground) work if YOU WEIGH 0 LBS.??????? Curses ain’t shit if there’s no fucking consistency to it all.

I mean yes, you get flung into a tree and that would hurt. You get flung into an office building wall and THAT hurts. But falling? How??? Assuming she EVER hits the ground…

sssn-neptune-vasilias:

pixiebutterandjelly:

Perfect way to.explain adulthood.

This is why Flash is MY character

sssn-neptune-vasilias:

pixiebutterandjelly:

Perfect way to.explain adulthood.

This is why Flash is MY character

kingmunsterxvii:

ifyouwanttowinthelottery:

Nightcrawler starring Jake Gyllenhaal is in theaters Oct. 31

NIGHTCRAWLER is a pulse-pounding thriller set in the nocturnal underbelly of contemporary Los Angeles. Jake Gyllenhaal stars as Lou Bloom, a driven young man desperate for work who discovers the high-speed world of L.A. crime journalism.

idk what the hell Fox thinks they’re doing with my favorite X-Men character but this looks terrible wtf he’s not even blue

The worst part is…

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Dear Laci Green and all the feminists who claim that men have no right to complain about not being allowed to wear make up because men made women think they need cosmetics to be beautiful

poppypicklesticks:

Elizabeth Arden was largely responsible for establishing makeup as proper and appropriate—even necessary—for a ladylike image, when before makeup had often been associated with lower classes and such professions as prostitution. She targeted middle age and plain women for whom beauty products promised a youthful, beautiful image.”

image


for fishy-bread

janetsnaakehole:

IMPORtANT quESTION IM KIND OF INTERESTED IN BORDERLANDS 2 BUT SHUOLD I plAY BORDERLANDS FIRST???

Eh. Both games effectively play the same, but if you want to understand the full story, a BL1 playthrough is a must.

asktherandomsylveon:

I am finally a cerulean-blood. Patron troll be proud of me.

WOO, TEAL!!

asktherandomsylveon:

I am finally a cerulean-blood.
Patron troll be proud of me.

WOO, TEAL!!

Spoilers for Pre-Sequel.

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ladygallaxi:

omg